BeSsinGa was created in an attempt to capture the myriad of functions performed by the Business Solutions Group (BSG), and maybe some of the bumps they feel along the way performing them. Being a team member on some of their projects, I’ve heard more than once the phrase “why can’t anything ever be easy”, which I’m sure everyone has said at different points in their career. That is why I decided to make things easier for Bessinga in that all decisions can be made simply by shaking her Objectivity Orb (OK, her head) and wait for the answer to appear on her Decision Display (face). It only appears that the combination of the two takes on a slight similarity to a Magic 8 Ball. The neon blue ring at the top is her 360 visual digitizer ring, which can change color depending on her mood.

Her chest “Options Evaluation Displays” represents all the organizations she assists with. Sometimes she gets a little flustered with them, throws her hands up in the air, and reshuffles the display in the hopes of reassigning her to something else, but that’s always a gamble. Maybe, just maybe, that’s why it looks a bit like a slot machine. Each hand has six retractable “fingers”, making it impossible for her to ever show anyone a middle one (by design).

You’ll notice that there is a blue-green panic button in her navel region. That is restricted for use only in worst case scenarios. Those in which a stakeholder comes with a request which equates to getting a square peg to fit in a round hole. Once pressed the red light in her mid-section will flash with an ID-Ten-T message.

Below that is one yottabyte worth of blob and database storage. She tends to be packrat with her data (don’t ask how long that takes to encrypt).

The lower part of her body is her power source and drive train. I felt like she needed a few extra wheels because sometimes it takes a little bit more to gain traction. The “GAS Indicators” will fluctuate based on the effort she “gives” toward any particular project or task.