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Bo was designed to work with our Business Operations team. The first thought was to name him Beauregard, but every vowel and consonant costs money and the team is very frugal. Bo’s exterior coloring is based on the unofficial financial flag colors: Silver, Gold, and Green. If it seems like the top of his head is shaped like a marker, it is. It is a nod to the days of the not-so-distant past when budgets were returned to teams with more highlighter on them than not. His 100x Optical Enhancers (goggles) are capable of moving on the horizontal track around his head as he scrutinizes the environment around him for any possible cost savings. Data based on that analysis will affect the Power Core Plasm Chamber Pressure Indicator color. On the side of his head are quick release Steam Vents, which occasionally activate when major budget overruns are detected. His chest mounted Project Status Indicator is quite dynamic and changes to match fluctuations in project priorities. Next to that you will find the Necessity Replicator (mostly coffee). It is hard coded to block nicety requests, because they have budget ramifications. Bo takes his job very seriously to such an extent that he laser etched (tattooed) his arm with the crest of his department. His Workload Tracking Firmware is installed at a very optimum location, because some of the hits to the budget are hard to stomach. At his base, you will find Individual Team Budget Tracking Indicators. These track the expenditures of the major teams, which then directly affect the overall Budget Indicator directly below it. The algorithm used for this calculation is highly classified. At the rear of the base is the Budget Submission Archives, which are kept strictly for amusement purposes only. |